2009 New Year’s Resolution: I will have a post up every Monday this year. I don’t guarantee a time, but they will be up sometime every Monday. I am working on creating a queue so if I get sick or in another car accident, or just feel like being lazy one week, I will still be able to post.

I don’t live near a beach, but I think I would like long walks on it if I did. That is, until the ugly people started showing up. Then I wouldn’t like it anymore and I’d probably go eat a pizza and watch my Tivo. Most of the people I pay so I can call them my friend would say that I am intelligent, but that is probably only because I pay them to say that. Sarcasm is second nature to me. I’m not sure what my first nature is, but I’m sure it has something to do with sports. Hopefully baseball or football. I love my wife and I’m hoping the magical spell I put on her to make her love me doesn’t wear off anytime soon. I also hope it doesn’t cause any permanent brain damage. That would be bad. I also love my beautiful daughter, who was born July 31, 2008, even when she keeps me up all night or when she poops through her diaper. You can watch her grow here.